Watch the movie!

Im sitting at a friends house,
Hungry as all get out.

"I can get some food?"

"No, das my momas"

I mean I jus wanted some cheese and crackers.
sounds good right?
Can I jump on that... NO.

Belly is growling so loud,
we tryna watch a movie
and it jus aint goin down to nicely.

I wana leave, go gimme some Taco Bell
some Arby's,
SOMETHIN.

CRAP.
no money...

I hate this,

"Can I jus get some cheese? A slice if I may?"

no answer, like they caint even hear me..
one thing that makes me mad as hell
some folks ignorin you.

So we kept watchin the movie, right.
And her brother had got up, and said he was goin to Taco Bell

I know what are the odds, I was thinkin the same thing

So anywho, i was like "Yo, get me suma dat, im so hungry. You heard it."

Well he kept walkin, turned round and asked for money...
I said, no. He said, kay. I said, so? He said, haha.

I was like, look if you dont take me witchew to get me some grubb. Ima go Haley Barry catwoman on yoself. Im tired, im hungry. Yall dont know how to cata to yo guests and I jus want some food. I been thinkin bout Tacos this whole time and you come outa knowhere sayin you goin to Taco Bell. Fool, im goin witchew.

And thats what went down.
Cuz that aint even right.

(i hate being at a friends house and being more hungry than anythang, but you cant have there food. Fool, get snacks befo you let me come over.. to watch a movie. I mean not even popcorn)

There's Perfect, and then there's perfects Son.

So you see this one time

I was walkin down da screet.

Right. Right.

And dis man had come up to me;

Well, he wunt no man, kay?

He was dis lil 'boy', like 10 years younggg?

Yeah das right.

So he done came up to me and was like;

"Girllll, can I be Burger King and you be Mcdonalds

so I can have it my way, and you be lovin it?"

Das what he done said to me!

I know, I know.

Rude.

I been like,

"Young Man, on-know wherr yo moma daddy be

But chyou needs ta bounce, okayy?"

And he'd slapped me on my butt.

and dah jus jankk, okay?

that dont fly in my book.

So I had said,

"Look, you bes get on somewhere, for I knock dem cawn rolls outcha hair

and shove dees hills so far up your...

"How dare you talk to MY son like that! He is the sweetest little boy, and for you to talk such language to him."

(in my head)

Lady if you dont go on somewhere and teach yo son a thang or two,

ima knock yo lights out too. Cuz on the real side, that aint even right.